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This is the Asshattery Thread. Talk shit, post inanities, and generally be a dick.

I'll start. FECES!!!!!!!

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Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:47 pm
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you're not a real asshat until you ignite a burp

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Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:50 pm
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penis

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:30 pm
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WARNING, GROSS AND PROBABLY FAKE BUT STILL GROSS ABORTION CLIPS - DON'T WATCH WHILE EATING

http://www.abortioninstruments.com/

I want that song, it's gorgeous.

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:31 pm
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also POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:35 pm
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I'm wearing a hat made out of ass!

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:04 pm
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Yay! Where can I get one!

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:07 pm
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here!

*moons you*

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:23 pm
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I had mild vertigo earlier. Would anyone like some?

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:01 pm
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No thanks, I'm fucked enough with my back injury :(

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Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:07 am
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Oh, that's rough. How did that happen?

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Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:05 am
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deadlifting. I don't know what I did wrong. Perfectly normal deadlift for 3x10 at 100kg. Now my back hurts so much :( Wierd thing was, the 30 clean and jerks last week were fine?

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Is it acceptable that the term 'clean and jerk' conjures up images of someone lathering and whacking at the same time?

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Squishy Britches wrote:
Is it acceptable that the term 'clean and jerk' conjures up images of someone lathering and whacking at the same time?


technically, it's jerk, then clean.

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Cheeky Monkey wrote:
technically, it's jerk, then clean.


As long as there's some form of jerking involved, I'm in!

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