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Just a rather silly forum game. These, from a long journey in the back of a landrover:
If you've got drainage problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a ditch ain't one
If you've got sewing problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a stitch ain't one
if you've got dungeons and dragons problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a lych ain't one
If you've got skin problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but an itch ain't one
If you've got computer problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one
You get the general idea. Only one rule: the word used has to rhyme with 'bitch'. Have fun :)

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:14 am
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If you've got Harry Potter problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:25 pm
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Well played.
If you're having paganism problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

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If you've got Lord of the Rings problems I feel sorry for you son, I've got 99 problems but a Balrog ain't oen of em!

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Or the inverse;
If you've got hobbit problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a titch ain't one :)

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If you've got Jedi problems, I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but a Padawan who doesn't listen ain't one.

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Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:59 pm
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If you've got golfing problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a twitch ain't one

I must be running out of words that rhyme with 'bitch' now...

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I guess I should have mentioned before I started playing that I don't know how to rhyme...or just don't like to think hard enough to be able to rhyme...pick one...it's that one.

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Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:02 pm
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fair enough.
If you've got taxation problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems but the rich ain't one

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If you've got clothing problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but gitch ain't one.

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Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:31 pm
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Ooh nice.
If you've got tuning problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one.

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If you've got gaming problems, I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one :P

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If you've got towing problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a hitch ain't one.

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Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:59 am
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If you've got attendance problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a mitch ain't one
('mitching' being a slang term for skipping class here in south west wales. I really am scraping the bottom of the barrel here...)

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So what happens when we run out of words to rhyme with bitch? :P

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