I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender:  |
 I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one Just a rather silly forum game. These, from a long journey in the back of a landrover: If you've got drainage problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a ditch ain't one If you've got sewing problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a stitch ain't one if you've got dungeons and dragons problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a lych ain't one If you've got skin problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but an itch ain't one If you've got computer problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one You get the general idea. Only one rule: the word used has to rhyme with 'bitch'. Have fun 
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| Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:14 am |
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Freda Global Moderator
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Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got Harry Potter problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one.
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one Well played.
If you're having paganism problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one
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CanadianArmyGuy Global Moderator
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1093 Location: In the bushes, with the binoculars Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got Lord of the Rings problems I feel sorry for you son, I've got 99 problems but a Balrog ain't oen of em!
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Cheeky Monkey wrote: i have recently become two hamburgers
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one Or the inverse; If you've got hobbit problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a titch ain't one
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| Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:49 pm |
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CanadianArmyGuy Global Moderator
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1093 Location: In the bushes, with the binoculars Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got Jedi problems, I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but a Padawan who doesn't listen ain't one.
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Upon being asked what his greatest accomplishment so far this year has been:
Cheeky Monkey wrote: i have recently become two hamburgers
"Guns!"
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| Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:59 pm |
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got golfing problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a twitch ain't one
I must be running out of words that rhyme with 'bitch' now...
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CanadianArmyGuy Global Moderator
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1093 Location: In the bushes, with the binoculars Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one I guess I should have mentioned before I started playing that I don't know how to rhyme...or just don't like to think hard enough to be able to rhyme...pick one...it's that one.
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Upon being asked what his greatest accomplishment so far this year has been:
Cheeky Monkey wrote: i have recently become two hamburgers
"Guns!"
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| Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:02 pm |
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one fair enough.
If you've got taxation problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems but the rich ain't one
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Dangerous, Dysfunctional and probably insane- but you know I'm right.
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CanadianArmyGuy Global Moderator
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1093 Location: In the bushes, with the binoculars Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got clothing problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems, but gitch ain't one.
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Upon being asked what his greatest accomplishment so far this year has been:
Cheeky Monkey wrote: i have recently become two hamburgers
"Guns!"
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| Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:31 pm |
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one Ooh nice.
If you've got tuning problems, I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one.
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Hatamoto Site Admin
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1148 Location: Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got gaming problems, I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems, but a glitch ain't one 
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Also, boobs.
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Freda Global Moderator
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Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got towing problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a hitch ain't one.
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| Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:59 am |
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Knight_Errant
Joined: 11.2010 Posts: 929 Location: SW Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one If you've got attendance problems, I feel bad for you son, I've got 99 problems but a mitch ain't one
('mitching' being a slang term for skipping class here in south west wales. I really am scraping the bottom of the barrel here...)
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Hatamoto Site Admin
Joined: 10.2010 Posts: 1148 Location: Wales Gender: |
Re: I've got 99 problems, but an X ain't one So what happens when we run out of words to rhyme with bitch?
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Also, boobs.
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