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 The TMI (too much information) thread.... 
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Sexypants McGee wrote:
Could be worse. You ever sneezed while trying not to shit? That's devestating.


Nope but I've vomited very violently while trying not to shit. Disquieting.

I was on a boat trip to learn to sail and got motion sickness, and was puking over the side, and my diaphragm and core muscles clenched so powerfully I very nearly crapped my pants.

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Mon Nov 14, 2011 1:01 pm
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I have diarrhea.

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Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:57 pm
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seeing as i've been pissing like i drank half the oslofjord as of late, i officially declare my superhero name to be the prodigious bladder!

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Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:37 pm
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I am currently picking my nose in between typing.

Also, I masturbated earlier.

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Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:05 pm
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i am tempted to one-up Winnie's a punk by posting WHILE i masturbate. don't think i will though :p

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Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:02 am
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Fun fact, I can masturbate by simply clenching my adductor muscles.

Yes, I am...uh...overlong in certain areas. LOL. No, it's not from steroids.

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Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:15 pm
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I saw a guy come once just by flexing his PC muscle. It was strangely hot :|

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Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:25 pm
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i hate those turds that have a huge section that comes out really fast, but then taper at the end and take forever to fall off.

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Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:03 pm
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I just went to take my magnesium tablet and it got stuck in my throat so I took another mouthful of water, swallowed...and involuntarily spasmed and puked said water all over the kitchen. Thankfully I didn't puke anything else up.

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Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:39 pm
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I just took an enormous shit.

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Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:15 am
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i just spit a literal mouthful of water due to watching this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-5edQQXMfQ

(specifically 4:16. was still laughing as i cleaned my monitor)

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:21 am
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wolvie and i are currently having a delightful discussion about ghosts and knife sodomy, after having discussed how we'd murder each other if we had to fight to the death.

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:53 pm
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Cheeky Monkey wrote:
wolvie and i are currently having a delightful discussion about ghosts and knife sodomy, after having discussed how we'd murder each other if we had to fight to the death.


Yup. I've promised him if he sodomizes my corpse I'm coming back to life after taking steroids in Hades and sodomizing him back with my clitoris.

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:56 pm
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i shall therefore fear her ghostly clitoris of rapey doom

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Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:10 pm
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interestingly, i had a dream today where i was gang raped in high-school. note to self: discuss OTHER subjects with Winnie's a punk.

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