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note to self: hanging snot bounces. sneeze EITHER through nose OR through mouth, but not with both.

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Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:04 pm
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I took a gigantic shit earlier.

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Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:08 pm
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pics or it didn't happen

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Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:42 pm
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i appear to have a permanent stream of fully liquid snot running out of my left nostril, which is irritated somehow, resulting in my sneezing non-stop, which in turn makes my eyes tear up and makes me look like someone just ripped out my dick and used it to kill my dogs while i watched.

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Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:29 pm
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having to resort to sticking balled up tissues up my nostrils just to prevent eroding my face with a snot waterfall right now.

sleeping is going to be fun... NOT

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Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:30 pm
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i hunch up and rock back and forth in my chair when i listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHnGwDy2y6s

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Tue Nov 29, 2011 7:42 pm
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oh, before i forget, since Winnie's a punk asked me to post about it, on of my latest shits has been dubbed a machine gun poop, since it consisted of a rapid series of small pellets. twas a good poop, and it would ahve been given a 9/10, but there was heavy splashing, one instance of which hit me square in the ass, and the water was COLD. so just 7/10.

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Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:36 am
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I really need to go take a shit, but I am still eating and can't be assed to get up.

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Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:55 pm
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i like playing with my armpit hair. :chewie:

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Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:29 am
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My over-tight jeans are putting pressure on my clitoral prepuce. Not fun.

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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:28 pm
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i farted like 20 times today

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Sun Dec 04, 2011 6:23 pm
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I have diarrhea. AND my adrenaline levels are whacked out. Wonder if one is the effect of the other.

I could go take some magnesium, but Mg tends to cause diarrhea in itself. Wheee.

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using cramped public toilets with automated doors while i'm carrying around two huge bags just led a few hours ago to the interesting experience of being crushed between the toilet bowl and said bags, while trying to aim to pee with my left hand, and holding the automatic door closed with my right because i accidentally hit the opening lever.

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Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:14 am
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Wondered why I had lower abdominal pain this morning. Got up and took a dump the size of Vesuvius. I reckon it was possibly a foot long.

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Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:53 am
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any pics?

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