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My evil twin. She got all the traits I wanted. She's 6ft tall, 120kg, and can fart at will.

Why is my forking blood pressure SO LOW?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:07 pm
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Because it has low self esteem!


What is a budgie?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:17 pm
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Something for which the office of budgie responsibility (thank you steve bell) has responsibility. What's love got to do with it?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:27 pm
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I helps to keep the house clean.


What is the most dangerous animal?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:30 pm
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your mom

what lies between the legs of bigmikey?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:33 pm
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The Eifel Tower!

What do you wear to the shops?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:00 pm
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It's not what I wear that's causing the trouble, it's what I take with me. My sword, wooden duck on wheels and loudly blown duck lure are not popular.
Why? Just why?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:06 pm
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Because I need to poop!

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:09 pm
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Why is it socially unacceptable to poo on the floor?

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Because they can't comprehend the awesomeness!

What do cats say?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:28 pm
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moo

why do the cows follow the RC car?

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Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:43 pm
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It looks like hay!

What is the best thing about Bananas?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:31 am
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You can sodomize yourself with one.

What should you do if you are swimming in a crowded public pool and realize you are about to have a diarrhea attack?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:35 am
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shout 'oh shit' and hope that people interpret it as fear
why is the sky blue?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 9:54 am
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because i strangled the forker.

why is paper usually white?

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