Dalton says stop! Go no further.
You are about to enter Blabber. Blabber is not for everyone, oh no, it surely is not. Like, for example, Chuck Norris couldn't be a member here. Nope. He tried. Oh how he begged (it was quite embarrassing to be honest) but he couldnt cut the mustard. Neither could Sylvester Stallone, or Jason Statham. They simply didnt have the right juju to get through the front gate. Thats right, they tried but no one beats Dalton because he's the best. Oh sure, Wade Garret was no slouch but he's dead now so... and he's not as small as you think. He's actually pretty big for someone who can't get on all the rides at an amusement park. And don't forget that throat-rippy-outy-thing... *shudders*... thats some gruesome stuff.
What, you think you can take him? You think you've got the chops to get past Dalton? Many have tried. Why do you think Mickey Rourke has had to have so much plastic surgery? He tried to get in here, went up against Dalton but Dalton's the best for a reason. He chop-socky-kungfu'd Mickey into the middle of next Tuesday. He still can't speak right. Poor bastard...
Now, either you thought that was pretty funny or you thought that was complete dribble. If you smiled, or chuckled, you're the kind of person that belongs here and I'll tell Dalton you're ok. If you thought it was utter nonsense then Dalton's gonna smash your knee and send you packing because, as Dalton would say, "You're too stupid to have a good time."
Blabber is a unique board in that it covers a wide variety of topics, almost something for everyone. From fitness to funnies to the latest hot-button topics you can find it here. The rules, you'll find, are simple enough. As Dalton would say, "Be nice, be VERY nice, until its time to NOT be nice." Blabber allows more freedom than any other board on the interweb. Speak your mind, share your thoughts, pull no punches - but be prepared to get as good as you give should you feel like slinging the nastiness around.
So... the lights are on, the music's playin... the question is, do you want in? If so, then go ahead and register. If not, Dalton says, "There's always barber college."
