Must.... stop..... eating fruit pastilles...

If Rick Santorum is elected, America will complete the process of becoming everything she despised when she was founded. We need to teach our children to distinguish between right wing lunatics and electable politicians.

What have they done to crossfit? It's turned into a massive 'who can do the most dickheaded thing the fastest' competition, or possibly a game of kindergarten dares. It seems like every day I am asked to run 800m with a loaded barbell or 30 reps of clean and jerk or some other stupid crap. Well fork them, I'm not playing any more.

sad that this place is becoming a ghost town. Is there anybody out there?

wondering whether to rest another day or just get on the deadlifts tomorrow. Will see how I feel.

Rest days are forking boring.

Sorted out my friend's harrow today apparently, as a reward, I can drive the tractor tomorrow! woo hoo!

*dances naked*

The statement in the last but one panel of this comic strip may be the bleakest, most awful thing I have ever read:
http://xkcd.com/1027/
This installment of 'things you wish you'd never seen' was brought to you by Knight_Errant.

sex-selective abortions? I'm in favour- if you're so hung up on your child being the sex you want, you're probably not mature enough to be having children anyway. I mean, if you can't cope with a child not being the sex you want, how are you going to cope when he tells you he's gay?

The only thing a wanting parent should hope for while pregnant is for the baby to be as healthy as possible regardless of sex etc. The only people that should be allowed to have babies are the ones who can and want to look after, love them and can afford them regardless of sex or if they grow up to be gay or bi or what ever. Fair dues to the people who have handicapped or children with other problems and still love and care for them. People wanting designer babies shouldn't be aloud to have any!

The work's just not coming in this week :( I'll have to think of some way of supplementing my income...

Well, I did what it said in all the holy books and self-help books. I meditated on my inner self. And I have come to certain conclusions, the principle amongst them being this: I do not give a flying fork about my inner self. I, you see, am a good time girl. I do and say what seems like a good idea at the time, and if I regret it later, well, that's the price that I pay for not being a self-deluding bastard
gratuitous mice

I was sitting at a table last night drinking with a couple of my mates.

We were telling our usual assortment of dick and fart jokes.

I broke wind...

I was called a pig...

What's happened to the human race?