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Ok, as you probably all know I've been spending a good deal of time with my newly found cousin. Well, our first meeting was 11 hours long and since then we've scaled back on how long we hang out because her husband, Jose, got a little cranky about it and started making side-mouthed comments.

Well we hung out last night for a few hours, from roughly 3:30 to 10-ish. That was apparently her hubands last straw. Today he accused us of sleeping together. I'm so shocked I dont even know how to respond to that other than saying "shame on you".....

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Beat him half to death with the white pages and tell him you've bookmarked the therapists pages. He realises you're related, right? Is that the way things work in his mind?

And I have to ask, am I the only one who was expecting this to be about Lexi? xD

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he who smelt it, dealt it...

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he who smelt it, dealt it...



I love it!!

Also - Mikey... play it smart. First reaction (after the shock) would indeed be to pull his skin off, rub it in salt, then put it back on; inside out!! Maybe, if he's agreeable, sit down with him and talk to him about what finding some family means to you. I'm usually the LAST person to let people know how I feel or even speak about what's going on in my life... But it's possibly one way of easing the tension that exists. All depends on how human he is, though.

Fingers crossed for you...


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Can't her hubby be involved with your get togethers? Then he would be less paranoid. Shouldn't he get to know you too?

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Can't her hubby be involved with your get togethers? Then he would be less paranoid. Shouldn't he get to know you too?



We've tried doing an alternating schedule out of respect for the families. One time we get together alone and the next we involve family. He seems to work too much or be too hung over from his little nights out at the bar his cousin owns to be bothered. Like this Saturday, my Cuz and I hooked up. We invited him to come out and meet us but because it wasnt down the street he said no. Fine. I can understand that. But then dont get pissy about the fact that we're hanging together.

Today he tells my cousin the reason he knows we're screwing each other is she never calls him while we're together. Really? So now she's got hourly check in times or something? What is she 12?

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Can't her hubby be involved with your get togethers? Then he would be less paranoid. Shouldn't he get to know you too?



We've tried doing an alternating schedule out of respect for the families. One time we get together alone and the next we involve family. He seems to work too much or be too hung over from his little nights out at the bar his cousin owns to be bothered. Like this Saturday, my Cuz and I hooked up. We invited him to come out and meet us but because it wasnt down the street he said no. Fine. I can understand that. But then dont get pissy about the fact that we're hanging together.

Today he tells my cousin the reason he knows we're screwing each other is she never calls him while we're together. Really? So now she's got hourly check in times or something? What is she 12?


is his cousin a woman? if so, see again my previous post.

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We've tried doing an alternating schedule out of respect for the families. One time we get together alone and the next we involve family. He seems to work too much or be too hung over from his little nights out at the bar his cousin owns to be bothered. Like this Saturday, my Cuz and I hooked up. We invited him to come out and meet us but because it wasnt down the street he said no. Fine. I can understand that. But then dont get pissy about the fact that we're hanging together.

Today he tells my cousin the reason he knows we're screwing each other is she never calls him while we're together. Really? So now she's got hourly check in times or something? What is she 12?


is his cousin a woman? if so, see again my previous post.


No, but his cousin has slept with both of his nieces - he started diddlin one when she was 12. So he's a wonderful influence to be sure.

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No, but his cousin has slept with both of his nieces - he started diddlin one when she was 12. So he's a wonderful influence to be sure.


*eye twitch*

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If he really cared about his wife, he would get involved with meeting you and getting to know you too! If it were Stephen in that situation, I would want to be involved. What is important to Stephen is important to me. If it was the case that her Hubby was involved and was getting to know you and then you and she started meeting behind his back and not involving him or asked him to leave you two to be on your own, THEN he would have a point! I hope that it works out ok for you! :hug:

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That dude is crazy to the max!!! Sorry to hear he is being an ass, but the thing is you've made every opportunity for him to join in, and you clearly both have nothing to hide... the issue is with him! Is he aware of how much time you have to catch up on!!! ??? Jeeeez

Hope it all works out anyway...

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Tell him to go fork his sister.


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Maybe he is from an area where it is ok to date cousins? :shrug: Also the fact that you are buff probably makes him jealous and makes him worry that she will dump him!! :hawk:

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He'd probably agree to such an idea, since he seems to think incest is perfectly natural.

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That dude is crazy to the max!!! Sorry to hear he is being an ass, but the thing is you've made every opportunity for him to join in, and you clearly both have nothing to hide... the issue is with him! Is he aware of how much time you have to catch up on!!! ??? Jeeeez

Hope it all works out anyway...




THANK YOU!!!! Right?!?! 40 freakin years doesnt get caught up on over night for gods sake!

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