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I'll still toss out old school knowledge to those who ask for it, and I'll still be into lifting/fitness just not the staying huge bbing thing....

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Fri Aug 05, 2011 1:08 pm
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and I'll still be into lifting/fitness just not the staying huge bbing thing....



So... like Arnie post Conan period...? :D



hhhmm.. if I had to compare it to anyting Id say something like this... he's about 15 pounds lighter than me right now...

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i think i fit inside one of his pecs

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Hopefully you'll look less retarded when you lose 15 pounds :p

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Hopefully you'll look less retarded when you lose 15 pounds :p



...Less retarded than he looks now, or less retarded than the guy in the pic...?

These things need to be clarified ;)


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Fair point :p I meant less retarded than the guy in the picture, who looks like Mecha-Chuck-Norris just climbed into the rings. He also has a stupid goatee. Mike's is much better :p

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I LOL'd at "Mecha-chuck norris" :D He could sooo take mechagodzilla!

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mecha godzilla is one of mecha chuck norris' pubic lice

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So many Godzilla movies, why has nobody thought of that before? That's a bit Discworld really, godzilla being Chuck Norris's pubic lice :p Is the world on the back of four elephants on a giant turtle on one of chtulu's cling-ons? :p

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Thanks so much for this post Mikey. I thought I was the only one who'd gotten a faceful of BBer bullshit.

I knew a male one and let's just say we once went a bit beyond being friends. YUCK.

He was a hypocritical, hysterical drama king. He was allowed to whine, piss, talk about how he felt like shit because he couldn't manage one pound more on his lifts, yet when I complained about anything, according to him I was 'being negative' 'whining' and 'making excuses'. Yes, funny how when he does it it's okay, but when I acknowledge biological facts, I am 'making excuses'.

He also expected other people to suck up any damage to their self esteem while having every sensitivity of his catered for. He would casually tell me to shut the fork up and when I told him calmly that it was not ok to say that to me, he said 'I thought you could handle that'. Yet if I so much as failed to reply to his IM posts in under 20 seconds he got pissy and insecure, even if I'd apologized in advance for the delay and told him I was writing a blog post right now.

I eventually told him, again keeping my demeanor calm and cool, that I wasn't interested in a relationship and could he please back off although I would be okay with remaining friends. I got a ton of guilt based bullshit telling me I was being too harsh and stressing him out. Yes, apparently, the world owes this guy a girlfriend.

Vlech. Another reason why I'm not interested inactual bodybuilding, along with the fact that cutting weight sucks and I am not interested in rendering myself dehydrated, hypoglycemic, and zombified.

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As seems to happen time and again I attract current or ex-bodybuilders to me like a starving moth to a flame.



Just throwing this out there, if you stopped waving your junk at them, maybe they wouldn't be so drawn to you...just sayin' :nono:

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Bigmikey wrote:
As seems to happen time and again I attract current or ex-bodybuilders to me like a starving moth to a flame.



Just throwing this out there, if you stopped waving your junk at them, maybe they wouldn't be so drawn to you...just sayin' :nono:



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