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In light of how popular 'things that make you go grrr' is on MAP, I present you with our very own venting thread, a place to piss and moan as only the disgruntled, twisted and insane know how.
What's pissing me off today is sobriety, I mean, bloody hell, it's been three days!

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Wed May 30, 2012 9:32 am
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What pisses me off is that the forkin government wont legalize the drugs that help folks but instead regulate them into near oblivion. For example, I still have a great deal of pain in both my knee and my achilles. OTC stuff BARELY takes the edge off. And the narcotics that DO work are so closely regulated it'd be easier for me to buy a baggie of heroin off the streets.

To my point, a recent article read on the interweb discusses this very topic. Scores of people who might otherwise be content with their prescription meds have, in desperation, turned to harder, ILLEGAL drugs to fill the gap created by overly conservative government regulations on prescription pain meds. So while the number of pain med abusers is down the number of hard drug addicts is increasing like fleas on a dirty dog.

Brilliant plan.... you wankers!!!

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Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:21 am
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That's pretty shitty. Welcome back, mikey :) hope the knee's improving.

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Knight_Errant wrote:
That's pretty shitty. Welcome back, mikey :) hope the knee's improving.



Well its 'better' but not good. It CLICKS a lot and I still cant even try to run on it. Though last night I did do some farmers carries with 60 pound dumbells which the knee didnt seem to mind at first so maybe there's hope for SOME progress.

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Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:55 am
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glad to hear it's not quite so bad as it was :S
As for my venting:
horse flies. Bastards. Bastards bastards bastards. For those of you blissfully unaquainted with this repulsive fauna, they are large flies that take out chunks of your flesh with their serrated jaws. The bite marks go on to become swellings and blisters. I would cheerfully see this mistake of god's rectified with an aggressive chemical program.

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Knight_Errant wrote:
glad to hear it's not quite so bad as it was :S
As for my venting:
horse flies. Bastards. Bastards bastards bastards. For those of you blissfully unaquainted with this repulsive fauna, they are large flies that take out chunks of your flesh with their serrated jaws. The bite marks go on to become swellings and blisters. I would cheerfully see this mistake of god's rectified with an aggressive chemical program.



Who says those were God's doing? The devil's done more than his fair share of creating... I blame horseflies, mosquitoes, telemarketers and Jehova's witnesses on Satan...

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Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:57 pm
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Ah. Now that explains a lot. The conservative party, for example.

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CUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

forking passport CUNTHOLES! Not enough I'm paying £77.50 for my photo to be pasted into a fecking notepad that would otherwise cost a fecking quid, not enough that I paid the post office £9 to have them CHECK THE forking THING to make sure it was all in forking order. Now I get a letter saying the divorce certificate is a photocopy and they need the original, which for some reason the court kept when my mother had to givei t to them for some reason, so we have to PAY FOR ANOTHER PHOTOCOPY OF IT!

In definite "snap the neck of anyone who looks at me funny" mode now, I am so cunted to fork off at this. The people who crash planes into buildings aren't terrorists, they're just forking sick of how much bullshit they have to put up with to get a passport, and it's a violent protest. I feel like hurtling into a wall at about 600mph myself at the moment. forking hell I need some catharsis.

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Keep at it! You need that passport!!! You have to meet us and other friends in real life! Brandon asked the other day why you didn't come over yet!

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Change the phrasing to suit your family, but my answer would be "because the service is run by cunts" :P

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Most services are! :shrug:

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I hate that CAG guy. Like really? Disappears for months at a time without explanation and then suddenly just shows up out of the blue like everything is ok? Just runs in and out of our lives like something that just runs in and out of our lives with a negative effect.

What a dick that guy is...if I were anywher ener him I'd kick him in the junk...wait I think I see him...hey...HEY..come here for a second...

OWWWWIEEE MY JUNK!!!!!

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