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I have, in the past, masturbated so much that I caused a wound to my penis. Several times.


I've done the equivalent. I've cut myself up internally, noticed some hemorrhaging, then continued because I couldn't actually feel pain.

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:46 am
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count me in on the friction burn brigade. i've also caused an inflammation once :p

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:09 am
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phew... I"m not alone...

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oh, and i've shampoo'd my pubes more than once (in br "haha u said poo)

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:11 am
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Oh, you have to shampoo your pubes. Otherwise the whole groin region is in danger.

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:13 am
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Who doesn't wash their pubic hair?? :shock:


Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:24 am
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oh, i wash mine. but generally not with stupid amounts of shampoo and conditioner like i do my head.

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:27 am
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I once named the dump I'd just taken Alicia.

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I once named the dump I'd just taken Alicia.



:toofunny: cool!

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:30 am
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Aint nothing wrong with too much masturbation peoples!!! Jeeees!

I've totally done it while a partner is sleeping beside me...feels kinda naughty!! haha

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:35 am
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Aint nothing wrong with too much masturbation peoples!!! Jeeees!

I think my experience has proven that, in a certain physical sense, there is. But not in any other way :D

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 11:02 am
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Damn right! That shit feels GOOOD!!!

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:16 pm
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Only a natural part of being a human! They who say that they have never done it are the biggest liars ever! :weiner:

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:23 pm
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Well, when I first read about the emperor Hadrian's private island with a drawbridge in his palace I thought 'there we are, even the emperor of Rome has to have a wank now and then'

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:28 pm
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What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're masturbating?

Your ears.

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