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I am ashamed to say that I know the meaning of the word 'munting'.
DON'T look it up- you'll regret it.

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Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:49 pm
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Damn you!!!! By putting it up, it got me curious and I looked it up!!!!!! :e136: :uih_wah:

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Damn you!!!! By putting it up, it got me curious and I looked it up!!!!!! :e136: :uih_wah:



Thing is... when I asked her if she regretted it, she said "put it this way... it's nothing that would shock US... but WOULD shock someone like my mother..."


That makes me feel comfortable :S


Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:53 am
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put it this way... it's nothing that would shock US...

Are you sure? It's the most obscene thing I've ever read.
Then again, every time I think that I somehow discover that I have more innocence to lose, and at the exact same time a little bit of it is lost for ever...
...also, I'm slightly worried about you now. Specifically, about your sex life.
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Damn you!!!! By putting it up, it got me curious and I looked it up!!!!!!

Oh god no...

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I often involuntarily get horny during death scenes while watching a movie. My endocrine system likes it when people die...:D

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i have experienced first-hand that performing sanchin without proper sphincter contraction can give you hemorrhoids. they hurt.

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ok, for some reason, which i suspect was related to this thread, before going back to sleep this morning i opened notepad and wrote "pee morning wood". still can't figure out exactly WHAT i wanted to post, though.

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I watch British Soaps! :oops: :P

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I watch British Soaps! :oops: :P



I'm in the same room when she does it... :|






...help me...


Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:32 pm
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I haven't pooped in 5 days.... OUCHIE!!!

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Drink lots of fruit juice!!

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speaking about which: a few years ago i used to obsessively drink a specific soy-based apple juice that's popular in south america, in such quantities that my poop literally turned green.

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Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:58 am
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A lot of it is to do with the stint in holpital I just had i think, plus some new meds i'm on but stilll..... BLAHHH someone get a chimney brush or something and just give me a good deep scrub... ahhhhh :P

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Or a crowbar?

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There's an obvious reply that my fingers are dying to type but my brain is struggling to stop them... and only just succeeding, I might add...

Suffice to say - it involves the help of your good man Dan and some back door action... ;)







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