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because you poop too much.

why do humans not have tentacles?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:30 pm
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Because we'd strangle each other with em all the time.

Why am I not 100 kilograms?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:01 pm
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because you refused the tentacle implants when you went to japan.

why am i not 2.5 meters tall?

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 6:08 pm
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because the shortness god demanded moar shortness.
why does an elephant nevar forget?

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:43 am
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because they lost loved ones when the twin giraffes fell.

why are zebras striped?

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:16 pm
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So cars don't run them over.

Why does it get dark?

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:58 am
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because of all the factories pumping out smoke.
Now, why does the world spin? srsly, it does my head in.

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:01 am
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Have you considered motion sickness medication?

Are clowns funny?

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:10 am
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Yes.
what the hell is a bird-dog?

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:46 am
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a very weird sex position

what's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:06 pm
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Depends on how much experience she has.


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Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:33 pm
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baby tentacles. every time you scratch them, they fork your fingertips.

how do i shot web?

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Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:44 pm
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Out your anus like everyone else.

How do you defecate?

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Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:52 am
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by squeezing my nipples.

what happens if i grow an extra testicle, but on my forehead?

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Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:06 am
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You'll get horrific flatulence.

What would happen if I grew an extra ovary?

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