Re: Things to learn from porn...
You ever seen the way they go at it in porn? I'd go for the most stable furniture I could think of too and Ikea furniture is like a freaking bomb shelter lol
Though I did see one fantastic video where the guy was doing a lady on a table with stools around it (it was Japanese but I mean the stools you sit on), he pulls out for the money shot, leans on one of the stools, and it topples, sending him flying over the side of the table
You ever want a laugh, google "porn bloopers," it's funnier even than the actual porn is!