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 Things to learn from porn... 
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1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman for 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy when rooting.

11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those bahzooms are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. If there is two of them
they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before f*cking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's penis, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Arseholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a penis there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip

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Wed May 11, 2011 1:40 pm
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I found a porn clip with an Asian guy once, but they are rare. I agree with the rest.

Seriously, I'd love to meet all these women who enjoy getting fucked in the ass...I don't think I know any...

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Wed May 11, 2011 5:43 pm
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Those are great! loll and mostly true!


Thu May 12, 2011 4:58 am
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There's a plot? Woman, you've been watching better porn than I have lol

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Thu May 12, 2011 6:32 am
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i'll one up Winnie's a punk. i've seen japanese porn involving big penises. now THAT's rare :p

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Thu May 12, 2011 6:36 am
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At least now I know where I've been going wrong all this time.... pffft!

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Thu May 12, 2011 2:52 pm
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I've never watched porn but that's exactly what sex is like.






*Some or more likely all of the above may not be true.

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Thu May 12, 2011 3:25 pm
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I know this thread is a couple of months old...but also a lot of the furniture in porn is from IKEA...go figure?

I only know this because I worked at IKEA for sometime LOL.

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Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:51 pm
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You ever seen the way they go at it in porn? I'd go for the most stable furniture I could think of too and Ikea furniture is like a freaking bomb shelter lol

Though I did see one fantastic video where the guy was doing a lady on a table with stools around it (it was Japanese but I mean the stools you sit on), he pulls out for the money shot, leans on one of the stools, and it topples, sending him flying over the side of the table :D

You ever want a laugh, google "porn bloopers," it's funnier even than the actual porn is!

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