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always :D

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:06 pm
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cool :D

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Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:11 pm
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My arse has been sore for like five days now.
He told me he loved me :(

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:17 am
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well you shouldn't believe a word that comes out of my mouth- you know this.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 4:18 am
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I just farted.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:19 am
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I just come


not really.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:08 am
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There's a towel by the bed that has three day old semen on it. It's beginning to twitch visibly as my epic seed strives to bring it life.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:27 am
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first guy to say something like 'jesus' or 'leave it out' or 'no more', loses. You do understand that, right?
I once drank my own piss.
Also, when the towel starts to call you 'daddy', you're in big trouble.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:28 am
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Knight_Errant wrote:
I once drank my own piss.



Aqua Vitae!!!

As it turns out, anal play is not for me... :D


Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:32 am
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No? Prude.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:06 am
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i took a huge constipated turd a while ago and my ass bled a little :irule:

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:52 am
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I some times get piles. Thanks to my son for being so fecking huge at birth!

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:27 am
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F-Bomb wrote:
I some times get piles. Thanks to my son for being so fecking huge at birth!


childbirth hole selection. you're doing it wrong.

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:23 pm
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:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

When you are trying to squeeze the michelin baby out there is so much pressure that everything wants to explode, hence the hernia!

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:46 pm
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well, i don't think you're going to want any more in the near future, but just in case, might i suggest installing a mini-treadmill in your uterus? :p

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