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So, how would you tell your partner that you love them and want to start a family, but that you want to use donor sperm/egg because they are incredibly ugly and you don't want ugly babies?


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Now, you've asked a two part question:

Part one: How do you tell your partner you love them want to have babies but want to use a different sperm donor.

Part two: How do you tell your partner that you think them ugly.

Part one is easy. Get said partner really really drunk, take off all clothing minus the nicest pair of shoes you can find, and tell said partner that you dearly love them, that you believe that babies is the right way to go, however, wouldn't it be exciting to use someone else's sperm, just to see what kind of babies you could get. It would be like an adventure.

Part two, well, I can give you the numbers for all my exes.

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So, how would you tell your partner that you love them and want to start a family, but that you want to use donor sperm/egg because they are incredibly ugly and you don't want ugly babies?




EASY! Have them join blabber.... LOL!! :D

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listy wrote:
So, how would you tell your partner that you love them and want to start a family, but that you want to use donor sperm/egg because they are incredibly ugly and you don't want ugly babies?




EASY! Have them join blabber.... LOL!! :D


I WANTED TO SAY THAT, YOU NINJA MOTHERMIKER!

but yeah, what mikey said :p

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I think I have totally missed the joke.
Typicall me though....flies right over myhead.

Whoooosssshhhhhhh (like that sound effect? God i wish we had those on here)

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I think I have totally missed the joke.
Typicall me though....flies right over myhead.

Whoooosssshhhhhhh (like that sound effect? God i wish we had those on here)


The sound effect is nothing though withot the whole action of the hand going over the head at the same time. That's what we need, a 'totally over my/your head smilie'!

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I think I have totally missed the joke.
Typicall me though....flies right over myhead.

Whoooosssshhhhhhh (like that sound effect? God i wish we had those on here)



LOL, lemme break it down for ya then. The OP wanted to know how to tell their partner some things and the joke is that we said just have them join here.... as in then they can READ IT for THEMSELVES, lol!! :D

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LOL, lemme break it down for ya then. The OP wanted to know how to tell their partner some things and the joke is that we said just have them join here.... as in then they can READ IT for THEMSELVES, lol!! :D


This gives me a great idea! There needs to be a show called: 'Breakin it down for ya with Big Mikey' The big guy takes ordinary everyday people who have something they want to say to another individual but said person is to thick to get it. Hence BM puts it in terms everyone can understand.

An example:

Guy: I've been trying to tell her that I just don't feel we're a fit, I don't feel a connection with her, we've outgrown each other and it's time for us to look otherwise to find the happiness we both know is unside us.

BM: Lemme break it dow for ya, he wants to go puff a few peters, if you get what I mean.

Gal: Wow! That makes so much more sense now! Thanks Big Mikey, you've saved our lives!!

BAM, instant hint, and I want 49.3% of all royalties!

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LOL, lemme break it down for ya then. The OP wanted to know how to tell their partner some things and the joke is that we said just have them join here.... as in then they can READ IT for THEMSELVES, lol!! :D


This gives me a great idea! There needs to be a show called: 'Breakin it down for ya with Big Mikey' The big guy takes ordinary everyday people who have something they want to say to another individual but said person is to thick to get it. Hence BM puts it in terms everyone can understand.

An example:

Guy: I've been trying to tell her that I just don't feel we're a fit, I don't feel a connection with her, we've outgrown each other and it's time for us to look otherwise to find the happiness we both know is unside us.

BM: Lemme break it dow for ya, he wants to go puff a few peters, if you get what I mean.

Gal: Wow! That makes so much more sense now! Thanks Big Mikey, you've saved our lives!!

BAM, instant hint, and I want 49.3% of all royalties!


Thats freakin BRILLIANT! I'll make it an even 49.5 percent even!!!

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Ahhhh....

Well you could have them come read it and then be like...

"How did I know you were going to read it, I was just typing to my friends, BUT now that you know....."



Hmmm....could we do that when we want to Fire someone, or go to War with a country???? Interesting thought.........LOL BWahahaha :devilfire:


BigMikey as a TV show host??? Hmmmmmmm
If we could make it a reality "therapy" show that would be way better.....LOL......Imagine the characters.
(Btw...total Blabber move by us...Thread highjacking...WHOOOHOOO)

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I have a feeling if he finds out from reading this I'll lose points for honesty.

also I just wanted to use this smiley: :boobs:

I like boobies, especially on men.


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I have a feeling if he finds out from reading this I'll lose points for honesty.

also I just wanted to use this smiley: :boobs:

I like boobies, especially on men.



Points schmoints... if he reads this I have a feeling you're gonna lose more than points, lol!

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You could write it down- on a card for good measure?

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