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Author: Candyfluff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:56 pm ]
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Come on then peoples, lets see what a bunch of weird twisty sick forkers we are!!! :-)

:hello:

Author: Candyfluff [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:58 pm ]
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I picked my nose all the way home from work today while driving, and it felt goooood!!!! hahaha I wonder what other drivers thought.... hmmm interesting! :yay:

Author: Freda [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:29 pm ]
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I thought that I always gave TMI about myself! lol! This Thread could get interesting though! :schemin:

I am related to very ignorant people that I am embarrassed about, does that count? lol!

Author: Bigmikey [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:45 pm ]
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I am often impressed by the severity of the stench that emminates from my poo hole when I vent methane. :FOD:

Author: Freda [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:48 pm ]
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I fart pure garlic!

Author: Bigmikey [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:51 pm ]
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F-Bomb wrote:
I fart pure garlic!



Thats convenient for cooking purposes I would imagine. Damn shame its not pure pound notes.... just sayin...

Author: Freda [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:51 pm ]
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The Hubby says it makes him hungry in the middle of the night! :rofl:

Author: HatchA [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:07 pm ]
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F-Bomb wrote:
The Hubby says it makes him hungry in the middle of the night! :rofl:



It damn-well does!!

I'll be lyin' there, mindin' my own business, tryin' ta shake out a sly one, when all of a sudden... *pffffffft-t-t-t*

Then it creeps into my nostrils and I think... "oooh, I could go an omelette, or a roast dinner right now...


In other news...

I rang work this morning and told them I wouldn't be in cos I was sick.

My boss said "how sick are you?"

I said "well, last night, I fucked my sister..."

Author: Hatamoto [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:00 pm ]
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I HAVE A HUGE BONER RIGHT NOW! IF HE'S GONNA JERK OFF I'M GONNA JERK OFF TOO! WOOH, LET'S ALL GET DRUNK AND GET LAID!

Ahem... I think someone spiked my coffee..

Author: Knight_Errant [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:25 pm ]
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I have, in the past, masturbated so much that I caused a wound to my penis. Several times.

Author: Bigmikey [ Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:21 pm ]
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Knight_Errant wrote:
I have, in the past, masturbated so much that I caused a wound to my penis. Several times.



I used to do that when I was like 15 or 16.

Author: Freda [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:26 am ]
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What do you mean by wound? Like bruise it? Or snap it?

Any of you guys ever get it stuck in your zipper? 'Something about Mary' comes to mind when I asked that! :rasberry:

Author: Knight_Errant [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:36 am ]
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Like a patch without any skin on. It was massively painful, and yet I kept on masturbating.

Author: Freda [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:40 am ]
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Ouch! Wanking yourself raw!

Author: Knight_Errant [ Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:19 am ]
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Yeah, I'm not sure I should have admitted that...

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